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BREWTOPIA TEAM
Liam Mulhall - CEO and Spokesmodel
Liam is a vegetarian (by marriage) and thinks the company would fall apart without him. A keen hand at Canasta, he possesses tremendous speling skills and writed everything on this website. He also has the unenviable task of organizing the rabble assembled below. The buck stops with him.
Liam now spends most of his waking hours giving presentations on how Brewtopia was built entirely in Word Of Mouth and using Open Source commercially in Business. If you want him, you can have him!
Larry 'Valentine' Hedges - Managing Director
Larry is one of the last great English pugilists. He graduated from The Arthur Daley College in the UK with Honors - his role here is to bring the beer to the people and encourage them to part with their hard earned cash.
An e-Bay Power Seller, he enjoys pillow fighting, rarely sleeps and will do virtually anything for money.
Joanne McHugh - Salesy Stuff
Jo was the World Arm Wrestling Champion 1973 (unsanctioned body) and is fluent in braille.
She is quite a find for Brewtopia, as we rarely, if ever, pay her.
Her primary role is to bring a level of do-ability to the litter of half baked, illegal or immoral ideas given birth to in the office every week.
Kim 'The Enchanter' Alberto - Operations Manager
A former Hollywood stunt double, Kim manages the Brewtopia kettle. And sweeps. He trims his mostache with a ride-on lawnmover and his favorite food is Tim-Tam Kim is also responsible for polishing the promotional vehicles and hiring the strippers.
Fez Fairs - Art & Life Imitator
Fez is a former Solid Gold Dancer who still retains amazing flexibility.
He has written songs for Dionne Warwick, Hilltop Hoods and the late Spike Milligan. She does very little with Brewtopia other than look saucy and use his substantial inheritance to contribute to the company coffers. Bravo.
Jade Timmins - Office Stuff
We picked Jade up hitch-hiking along the M2 one day, so she immediately met the first of Brewtopia's hiring policies - no self respect.
From an old Vaudeville family, Jade can still be found juggleing chainsaws during morning coffee break. The newest member of the team, she's the unfortunate bugger who will probably answer your phone call...